it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
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I just had Nutella for the first time ever. WHERE THE FOCK HAS THIS BEEN DEAR GOD I NEED THIS AS A CANDY BAR..
THIS TASTE EVEN MORE AMAZING IF YOU DIP CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IN IT.
this douchebaggy ass woman sitting behind us has been wearing sunglasses all dinner ugh stop
nevermind she’s blind
I love tumblr..
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Two months and 5 days until I can get intoxicated in bars and clubs again
Again? Wtf did you go back in time after turning 21 once before??
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
I hate to burst everyone’s bubble.. but this picture is actually looking DOWN the stairs..
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People will never believe me
They provide the frosting for you, no need to jizz on it man.
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Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)
OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE
This. Is bad ass.
Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!
omg ogmomg THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL
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ALRIGHT LISTEN UP!
SERIOUS BUSINESS RIGHT HERE!
CISPA just passed and is going to destroy everything!
Go to SitesNotSpies.org to sign up to join the protest and for further details.
It’s time to get pissed. The U.S. law that would turn Google, Facebook, and Twitter into legally immune government spies just passed the House.
This bill affects everyone — not just U.S. citizens. Anyone with a Facebook account could now have their data shipped directly to the U.S. government. That’s why Internet users overwhelmingly oppose this bill. Over 1.5 million people signed petitions against it. But Congress didn’t listen.
Does this remind you of something? Yep, this is the exact position we were in with SOPA last year. Then the Internet rose up and we made history with the SOPA strike.
CISPA threatens our most basic rights. Privacy is important not just for our security but for our rights to freedom of expression. The giant tech companies that stood with Internet users against SOPA are not going to help us this time (but some of the large sites like Mozilla, Imgur, and Reddit are all against CISPA and we love them).
Share this flyer, and tell everyone you know to sign up to join the protest!
Signal boost. This should definitely have more notes. And it takes two seconds. By the end of reading what I’ve posted, you could already have put your name to the petition. So go.
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this.
this should be on EVERYONES blog.
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remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
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